Disclaimer: This document is for animal eyes only, not human eyes.
I was at work with Dad the other day, and I heard him talking about some event called Pins for Pets…bowl for the fix Fundraiser. It has to do with people having fun and bowling to help reduce pet overpopulation, a good thing. Dad said the recipient this year is Minnesota Spay Neuter Assistance Program, Inc. (MN SNAP).
It sounds good doesn’t it?
But as CCO – Chief Canine Officer – of Chuck & Don’s Pet Food Outlet I noticed one serious flaw.
One crucial oversight I’m sure the humans simply didn’t think about. This oversight is so momentous, I have decided to take upon it upon myself and rectify it.
The organizers have not included a way for the animals to help people participate in Pins for Pets! We animals are splendid at getting what we want, case in point: When’s the last time you gave your human that look which melts their heart, and then you received your favorite treat?
See my point?
I am releasing a ‘Paws to Action’ for all animals. Your job is to get your human to participate in some way or form in the Pins for Pets…bowl for the fix Fundraiser. Put your paw here so you can read about the different ways your human can become involved.
And if that’s not enough to get your humans motivated, I heard some whisperings around the office about how all participants will be entered into the grand prize drawings. A 52” Flat Screen HD TV and an Apple iPad (whatever that is) will be given away each day of the event (Saturday, August 13th and Sunday, August, 14th). Your humans can find out more about that here.
Here are some ideas on how to get your human’s attention so they go to their computer and read the post.
- DOGS: Engage your human in a game of tug, gradually pulling them to the computer. When they are positioned just right, quickly release your end of the tug rope, allowing them to fall back into their computer chair.
- CATS: Curl up on the computer keyboard and pretend to sleep.
- BIRDS: If you must, break free from your cage in order to accomplish this. Fly over to the computer, landing on top of the monitor. Then sing your human’s favorite song, enticing them to come to the computer. When they are at the computer, say, “Pins for Pets, Pins for Pets!”
Animals, we can do this! We can help our humans help other humans help animals!
And, there just might be a few treats involved in this for us.
Happy Dog Geno
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Get it — “tweet” … like “treat” … *grin*